funny.. huh

FLORIDA COURT SET'S 'ATHEIST' HOLY DAY

In Florida, an Atheist created a case against the Easter and Passover Holy Days.

He hired an Attorney to bring a discrimmination case against Christians, Jews, and obsevances of their Holy Days. The argument was that it was unfair to Atheists they had no recognized Day(s).

The case was brought before a Judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the Lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel declaring: "Case Dismissed".

The Lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling, saying; "Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter, etc. etc. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur, Roshashanah, and Hanukkah. Yet my client and all Atheists have no such Holidays."

The Judge leaned forward in his chair saying, ' But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant.' The Lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any Special Observance or Holiday for Atheists."

The Judge said, ' The Calendar shows April 1sr. is ' April Fools Day' Psalms 14:1 states: ' The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his Day. This court is adjourned.

"Amen"